nostalgicc-efforts asked: I literally feel like you haven't been on Tumblr in so long! Where have you been?!
When your friends are having a relationship and...
Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
normal people on tumblr: TMI Tuesday! I'll answer anything!!!
Me: Bitch please I would answer anything at anytime but no one asks me shit
When Disney Channel said 'Go to DisneyChannel.com...
thatfunnyblog: i never asked my parents. Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
Im over it. I think knowing that there was a time...
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
Reblog if today is your Unbirthday
heyfunniest: Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!